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UK: Another view

The Telegraph

Tuesday 30 Nov 1999

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Another view

In a new wave of shock confessions by members of the Cabinet yesterday,
Ruth Kelly admitted that she had once experimented with dropping litter,
Alan Johnson revealed that, in his youth, he had told an untruth about
chewing gum, and Alistair Darling, the Chancellor of the Exchequer,
acknowledged that on two occasions he had giggled inappropriately at
school assembly, but hadn't enjoyed it.

This extraordinary soul-baring follows the admissions by several Cabinet
members that they smoked cannabis as students. This is seen as a
success. One of the exciting changes instituted by Mr Brown is to have
regular sessions at which ministers confess to youthful misdemeanours.
This will show that they are human and will be part of the Prime
Minister's Humility Programme.

Meanwhile, at Westminster, women MPs are rallying round the Home
Secretary Jacqui Smith, who let it be known this week that, as a
fourth-former, she was in detention on a couple occasions. Yesterday,
she was given a hug by a visibly moved Harriet Harman, who is now quite
open about the fact that she forgot to clean out the hutch of her pet
rabbit. Government sources suggest that Jacqui Smith is likely to keep
her job. It is pointed out that her detention experience has made her
even more committed to prison reform.

Ruth Kelly has said that she wishes she could get back those toffee
papers she chucked on the ground, but at least it has made her feel more
deeply about the environment. Health Secretary Alan Johnson held a press
conference and said he would not recommend anyone to do what he had done
and tell an untruth about chewing gum, but it had made him more
determined that all the statistics he issued about the improved
performance of the NHS would be accurate.

The repercussions of "Moustachegate" still rumble on. Peter Hain, the
Work and Pensions Secretary, has asked the media to leave him and his
family in peace following his confession that he grew a moustache when
he was 20.

He refused to divulge the nature of the moustache and deplored the
unwarranted intrusion of reporters. His office would not comment on
whether it was the pencil-type, brigadier-bushy, or Zapata. Speaking in
Mr Hain's defence, Geoff Hoon (who also has some kind of job in the
Government) said: "I think it shows he is a more rounded sort of person
than many suspected."

A statement from Mr Hain said: "I see my moustache as a tribute to a
number of principled socialists who struggled to grow moustaches in the
past. By shaving it off, I was exercising my choice to have a smooth
upper lip and this was an expression of my support for New Labour's
commitment to freedom of choice. I believe there is nothing wrong with
moustaches, provided they are grown responsibly."

Lawyers for Des Browne, the Defence Secretary, said last night: "While
not admitting to any wrongdoing as such, Mr Browne acknowledges that, in
certain circumstances, it might be considered by some people that, up to
the age of eight, he did not worry sufficiently about climate change. If
that impression were to be correct - and this is not conceded - he would
reply that he is making up for this by worrying a little extra about
climate change now."

No immediate damage appears to have been done to the career of Ed Balls,
the Children's Minister, since he "came out" on BBC TV's Question Time
recently. On this occasion he admitted that he had sometimes been wildly
irresponsible in his youth, once walking out of a seminar 10 minutes
before the end.

Shocked viewers jammed the BBC switchboard afterwards and a spokesman
was forced to explain that Mr Balls left that seminar early only in
order to be in time for another, even duller, seminar. Downing Street
sources indicated that the Prime Minister was not bothered about Ed
Balls's Bohemian past. This is seen as another example Gordon Brown's
relaxed, broad-minded style of government.

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